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snakekoss:

:bulletred: ERROR 400 - BAD REQUEST
:bulletyellow: ERROR 403 - FORBIDDEN
:bulletgreen: ERROR 404 - FILE NOT FOUND (who also happens to be our dear Glitch)
:bulletpurple: ERROR 406 - NOT ACCEPTABLE
:bulletwhite: ERROR 408 - REQUEST TIMEOUT
:bulletorange: ERROR 500 - INTERNAL SERVER ERROR
:bulletblue: ERROR 508 - LOOP DETECTED

The seven deadly errors are known for wrecking havoc in the digital age. Not only do they have formidable powers of their own, but they have legions of minions they can summon at will. 

Some minions include:

PIXELATED
LAG
FILE CORRUPTION
SPEED BOTTLENECK
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BROKEN IMAGES (“X”)
PAGE STRETCH
COMIC SANS
OVERUSED MEMES
YOU INKED THIS ON THE SKETCH LAYER
POP UP ADS
AUTOPLAY MUSIC
EYERAPE TEXT
PLEASE INSERT CD TO CONTINUE
CAPTCHAS

But their minions know no limit.
Beware, and be sure to sacrifice many USBs to your patron color deadly error.

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